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12.06.2025 02:28

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Where are the gay people in India?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
No way
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
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