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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Where are the gay people in India?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Jim Cramer Predicts We're Headed To 'Prices We're Not Used To' – Says You Should Invest At Least $50 a Month to Tackle Financial Uncertainty - Benzinga

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Deportees are being held in a converted shipping container in Djibouti, ICE says - NPR

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

No way

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Yankees Planning To Place Luke Weaver On Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Are democrats eating crow?

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Vanessa Bryant Denies Pregnancy Rumors with Rihanna Meme on Instagram - Bleacher Report